Aaron (upon arriving home from work): Hey, guys! How was your day today? How was camp?
Cade: We were late to camp because Mommy didn't drive fast enough to get us there.
Drew: Yeah. And she ran a red light on the way to the dentist. It was an accident, but still...
Aaron: Oh, really? Wow. Well, what did you do at camp? How did it go at the dentist?
The boys' response was to run off, laughing hysterically and refusing to comment.
For the record, they were NOT late to camp.